Penis is the worst word for penis there can be. There’s no power or grandeur, just a weak little word. And the alternatives don’t share the masculine oomph of cock -- weenie, one-eyed trouser snake, shaft, johnson or pole. For some reason my mother called mine a “toppee.” No idea why.
A close friend of mine went on a date with an attractive young womang he hardly knew. While driving to the restaurant she asked him what part of the human body he found the most alluring. He took the conservative approached and muttered something about a woman’s eyes or neck. He then asked her. She turned to him and said, “I like…the cock.” He nearly drove off the road.
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My son is learning new words every day. One of his new favorites is "clock." Being 15 months, enunciation is not his strong suit. So every time he sees a clock he just points and says, "cock! cock! cock!"
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